Birthday Choices Card

A pink envelope holds the Older Or Wiser Birthday Card 4, which reads: “Birthday Choices. Older ☐ Wiser ☐ You only get one choice.” It rests on a wooden table with a cupcake and confetti nearby.

A pink polka dot gift box with a pink bow sits on confetti and streamers. On top is the Older or Wiser Birthday Card 3, which reads: “Birthday Choices: Older □ Wiser □ You only get one choice.”.

The Older Or Wiser Birthday Card sits on a blue surface with candles, confetti, and cake. The card reads: Birthday Choices. Older ☐ Wiser ☐ you only get one choice.

This birthday choices card features a minimalist design with the text “birthday choices” followed by two options: older or wiser, and underneath reads “you only have one choice.” A clever blank greeting card that subverts typical age-related birthday humour with wit and honesty. Perfect for those who need a card for an adult but don’t like the stereotypical jokes about getting old. The clean, modern design appeals to people who appreciate dry humour and straightforward truths. I can send card for me directly to your recipient at no extra cost. Ideal for friends who prefer sophisticated humour over tired birthday clichés.

£1.50

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Quantity	Fixed price
1 - 3	£1.50
4 - 9	£1.25
10 - 100	£0.99

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